She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
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I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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