dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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