I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
are you so shy because you have an std?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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