Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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