when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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