Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
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Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
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I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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