Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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