are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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