i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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