i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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