I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.