Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
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They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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