Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs