HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
do nipples grow back?
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