If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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