he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i drank out of a bidet.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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