You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
North Korea, Best Korea!
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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