I hate your face
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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