i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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