It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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