So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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