Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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