On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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