I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
wrigley field is MILF paradise
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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