wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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