dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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