i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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