My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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