His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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