What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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