Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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