Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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