Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
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My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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