return my video game
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Randomize
