fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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