we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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