have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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