maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
