So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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