3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
