I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
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The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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