***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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