If that was your dad, he is hot
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub