Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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