just come out here and I will go home with you...
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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