This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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