As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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