How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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