at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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