ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
My feet surprised me
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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