I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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