I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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