Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You're a waste of cheezeits
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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