no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
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Do you remember whose house we're in?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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