i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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