just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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