what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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