Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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