Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
